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General Health, Wellness, & Spirituality Questions Hey.. are you new to the health & fitness lifestyle? Then this sub-forum is for you. Inside is a slew of pertinent tips and explanations to speed you on your way. Enjoy! The forum has been dedicated to the memory of a now deceased friend of the NarkSide: David "Mavsluva" Lowe. He was an inspiration for many of us here in the community. This forum serves to continue the work which David started: To unite the Spirit, Mind, and Body... in the pursuit of the improvement of self. R.I.P. David. We love you man. You'll always be with us.

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A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're

getting married?"


"Yep!"


"Do I know her?"

"Nope!"


"This woman, is she good looking?"

"Not really."

"Is she a good cook?"

"Naw, she can't cook too well."

"Does she have lots of money?"

"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."

"Well, then, is she good in bed?"

"I don't know."

"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"




"Because she can still drive!"



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Three old guys are out walking. First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"


Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"


Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."


LMAO!
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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It

cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's

perfect."



"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"



"Twelve thirty."



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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A

few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a

gorgeous young woman on his arm.



A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're

really doing great, aren't you?"



Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be

cheerful.' "



The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart

murmur; be careful.' "
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled

himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath,

he ordered a banana split.


The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"



"No," he replied, "Arthritis."
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes
gas and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, Aha I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
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hahahaa

i tell that one at parties...

it's a gas.... :o
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changed his will..

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Kiss my red neck but you hater! LOL
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that's why you always remove the tailgate, plus you get better gas mileage, the beer cans will be forced out of the bed of the truck by air pressure, or the hand of God, whatever you want to believe...

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