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Sometimes my penis looks a lot bigger than it did the day before. I mean, when i trim the hair it definitely looks bigger, but i also think that when the light hits it a certain way it is bigger too. Its like a camera angle or something. I pull on it a lot and that seems to work also. My girl told me to stop because it hurts her and if it gets any bigger she wont enjoy it. I tell her that if she lets me stick it in her butt she will really appreciate how much it could hurt and she wouldnt complain anymore.
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Nark, you need to have a shrink on this forum, cause KW needs help BAD!
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^^Agreed.

He seems to have a mini-penis fixation.

I fear the prognosis looks grim however.

His penis will cease to work in 3 months... and he shall go stark raving mad.

Ah.. poor fellow.

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PE ftw

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Please shrink this thing. Its swollen and i just want to keep going.
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^^LMAO!
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^^it'd pop.

All these hot chicks walking past that fat bastard.

He'd be better off going to Brazil.. He might at least get laid there.
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^^^ Ive been around the world being in the military and all. Only thing I remember about Brazil is machine gun fire...no shit. I still want to vacation there though. I have been with all types of women. I have to say that the woman is God's greatest creation. Although they can drive a man crazy, I get no more pleasure on earth than from a woman.
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