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sneak peak? - (269): After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
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This website has been responsible for my gaiety every day for the past couple months.

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I agree. The site is like heaven wrapped in bacon (it's good).
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(612): So do you want to come over?
(763): Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.




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(914): he puts the penis in happiness.

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(817): Should I hook up with a slut its your call
(713): Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.

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• (703): He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.


• (214): so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
(214): i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
(214): he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
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(214): so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
(214): i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
(214): he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
OMG! Was rolling for 15 minutes after reading this one! Split my stomach open!
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