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General Health, Wellness, & Spirituality Questions Hey.. are you new to the health & fitness lifestyle? Then this sub-forum is for you. Inside is a slew of pertinent tips and explanations to speed you on your way. Enjoy! The forum has been dedicated to the memory of a now deceased friend of the NarkSide: David "Mavsluva" Lowe. He was an inspiration for many of us here in the community. This forum serves to continue the work which David started: To unite the Spirit, Mind, and Body... in the pursuit of the improvement of self. R.I.P. David. We love you man. You'll always be with us.

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There are so many economic and environmental problems prevalent in this day and age. And guess who the writers of MAXIM Magazine have chosen to blame for these things.

That's right.

Fat people.

In trying times like these, we could all use a scapegoat, so fatties, STEP RIGHT UP!!

PROBLEM: A Crippling Recession

The cause: Fat People.

The reason: Thanks to the likes of heart disease and diabetes, obesity costs the U.S. $93 billion a year in bills. Every citizen winds up footing $180 of that big fat tab.

The future: Bleak. jobless folks tend to choose McDonalds meal deals over Whole Foods' organic salads.

The silver lining: States like New York could get their revenge with an "obesity tax" on non-diet sodas.



PROBLEM: Global Warming

The cause: Fat People.
The reason: Driving short distances instead of walking produces an extra 270 million metric tons of greenhouse gases each year. And then, of course, theres flatulence.

The future: If humanity's future counts on plump people emitting less methane, save us a spot on Mars.

The silver lining: The research comes from the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine, a total safety school.



PROBLEM: Airline Travel Sucks

The cause: Fat People.

The reason: A cross-country flight doesn't need any help being miserable, but touching thighs with your doughy neighbour the whole trip seals the deal.

The future: United Airlines became the fifth major carrier to make portly passengers buy a second seat.


The silver lining: Scaring fatsos off planes may revive the nation's once proud RV industry.

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LMAO!

I'm sorry... but this is HILARIOUS!
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LOLOL

I was on a flight about a month ago..the pilot came on and said every seat was filled, it was a full flight.

I noticed there was a 400lb guy in the row next to me with an empty seat next to him...he had trouble getting the seatbelt on him. It was about as far out as it could go and he was taking up about half of the other seat lolol
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i bet they charged him for 2 seats.....
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and they should-but they dont usually...... you pay for a SEAT...not 1.5 seats or 2 seats. the other side to it is if an extremely skinny person buys a seat, do they charge them less?? if an extremely overweight person takes up too much room so that the person next to them cannot sit,they should.
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i think i find it funny because there is truth to it
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and they should-but they dont usually...... you pay for a SEAT...not 1.5 seats or 2 seats. the other side to it is if an extremely skinny person buys a seat, do they charge them less?? if an extremely overweight person takes up too much room so that the person next to them cannot sit,they should.

i totally agree, they shoud charge you buy the amount of sapce you take up.... or by the seat, if you over flow one than they need to charge you for two then
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No no... I've got to set and example
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