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Old 08-05-2009
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Thumbs up The "Tap that" craze.

Apparently the new interweb craze (as first seen here) is to text a chick, any chick at all, ask to "Tap that". Alternately you can ask to "Tap dat".

If she asks to what you are referring, tell her "Dat ass".

It's seen some marked success online... so I'd encourage you guys to try it.

Need some visual fodder to fuel your mack?

Then I encourage you to check out this thread: http://www.getnarked.net/forum/showthread.php?t=9189

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me: Ayyy girl

her: whats up? long time no talk

me: I know, ive been pretty busy.

her: i know what you mean.

me: I need to ask you somethin

her: go ahead

me: when are you gonna let me tap that?

her: WHAT?

me: yeah, you heard me

her: we havent talked for months Tom.

me: Yeah, but I got the urge.

no response
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Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Ha ha we will see
Me: I'm fast and danger!
*no response*
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me: hey i need to ask you a serious question

her: ok

me: when are you gonna let me tap that?

her: hell you should meet me and then go from there. then you can tap that

me: i need you to let me bust in your face and mouth

her: okay

.................................................. .............................

Me: Hey sexy
Her: Hey cutie
Me: So when are we gonna do it?
Her: Do what
Me: Have sex
Her: Oh IDK
Me: We should just get it outta tha way already
Her: Yeah we should
Me: lets go out tonight then come back to my house
Her: OK pick me up at 8:30

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me: hey when u gonna let me tap dat?
her: huh
me: ay girl...when you gonna let me tap that???
*no response*

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edited for being hasty with the post lolz

Me:heeeeey

Her:ayy jay whats up?

Me:I have a very serious question I need to ask you..

Her: and what would that be?

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?

Her: ummm, I have a boyfriend

Me: That's in jail...

Her: Bring a blunt

SUCCESS!!!!
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I tried that the other night.

Sadly I was bluntless
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hahahaha...hmm this sounds very promising
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Sooo... let's hear your success stories!!!
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