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Im white and when on the dance floor I become bright white. How do i dance like a brother? I watch the music videos and grab a move here and there, but I just cant dance. :scratch:
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Im white and when on the dance floor I become bright white. How do i dance like a brother? I watch the music videos and grab a move here and there, but I just cant dance. :scratch:
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Default Re: How do I dance like a black guy?

down here we just rotate the waist line. but when in doubt bend the girl over and slam her like ur screwing her, that passes as dancing down here lmao.

hmm serious note, dont move too mnay things at once. the funniest thing is to see ppl on the dance floor and the hands going and the legs and the head and its just funny.

also listen to the beat. really listen, try and isolate maybe the bass line or the melody and groove to that alone lol.
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Default Re: How do I dance like a black guy?

White guys shouldnt dance like black guys. We have tecktonic instead, or perhaps thats only for the french

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That is awesome!!!! LMFAO.

Now I just need to get some ugly ass clothes, and a mullet.

And lose about 100 lbs.
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Trust me, when you break out those moves on the dance floor. There wont be a dry pair of knickers in the place, its irresistable to the female sex
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Default Re: How do I dance like a black guy?

Good luck with dancing aspirations, KW. I, too, suffer the white man's curse. I am probably the worst dancer on the planet. I had to dance the first dance with my wife at our wedding reception, and of course we were the only ones on the dance floor. Afterwards, she whispered in my ear, 'you don't have to dance anymore if you don't want to.'

I looked for vids of bad dancers on youtube, but there was nothing on there that even comes close to how badly I dance. I'd vid it up and post it, but its tragic, not funny.

When I was heavily involved in karate, my (black) sensei said the reason I was so good in kumite was because I had NO rhythm, so it confused ppl.

He also used to play R&B during sparring training sessions, and would stand back and laugh at me because the rhythm of the music fucked me up so badly.

I can whistle, play a tune, and headbang, but when it comes to moving anything from the neck down to the beat of music, there is a huge disconnect for some reason. As I said, it's the curse in its worst form. I hope you have something less severe
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Default Re: How do I dance like a black guy?

If its any comfort doc I got the white man curse just as badly :) . I seriously can not move anything larger than a toe in a rhytmical fashion.
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